True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking. I was rather pleased with myself.
Another time, back when I was married, my ex wife told me that I smelled like a mixture of Scotch and fart - it was one of the proudest moments of my life.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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