So what would crop-dusting be called?
We need to red flag farty people and deny them the ability to possess gassy food. A cabbage and garlic license if you will. On the first offense the criminal must be forced to take anti-gas pills which would be monitored by the government. I feel certain Sparticus would be "behind" such a law.
True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking.
See there, that's how we enforce it. They have drug sniffing dogs and bomb sniffing dogs, fart sniffing dogs should be easy enough to find. (Eek! Sorry lady but it was the dog. And that's his purpose in life.)
