One of the times my brother farted, the smoke detector went off! I farted in a high school classroom and literally had the teacher gagging and cleared out the room. Does that mean I rapped all of the other students in the classroom?! On our honeymoon, I ripped one so bad, my new bride was crawling out of the room on her hands and knees gagging. We celebrate our 36th anniversary in a couple weeks. Like it was said earlier, some people just have too much time on their hands!
