Everyone knows a woman's fart stinks more than a man's fart and a feminist fart stinks the most of all. Furthermore it's not the loudness of the fart but the potency of it that is the most harmful for our health; think dizzy spells and blurred vision after exposure. Therefore, this constitutes passive aggressive violence on a large scale being perpetrated by feminists worldwide and undoubtedly it has also contributed to climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps.

They should be ashamed of themselves.


"The 257 Roberts, some people like to call it the “.257 Bob.” I think these people should be hung in trees where crows can peck at them." - David Petzal