Man was going to last forever but got Eve as a companion. Eve coaxed Adam to eat the apple and now we all must die, but at least we have a really good way to reproduce in the meantime. What was Adam going to use his penis for otherwise? Maybe he never had one to start with? Maybe Eve also had a penis, until that fateful event with that apple?
Last edited by mauserand9mm; 09/23/19.
