I've been asking Rick for a troll zapper function since 2004 (the way I see it working is when enough vote to vote the dirt bag off the island some computer magic happens where the troll's camera comes on and posts a video here showing that last key stroke when a slightly less than lethal zap of electricity runs up it's finger.... I'm thinking more than a taser but a little less than full on bug zapper results.... it would need to be a high speed recording so we could play it back in super slow motion.....)

That would drive some traffic on this site....

I've also had the same signature line for a dozen years now..... there might be a few technical &/or legal barriers to the troll zapper plan.... so I do my best to try not to feed them.


Please don't feed the trolls!