Totaled out my grandfather's pickup on a black cow.
Also killed millions of deer.
I once hit one so hard that his horns popped off. Straight up into the air.
Only left a grease mark on the Ranch Hand bumper.
High speed road race one morning at 0200 hours to get to 4B's for a chicken fried steak. I got around him....pretty easy.
Speeds over 100.
Nailed a deer.
Had to slow down after that because I couldn't see well over the buckled hood. I still won though. They all had to stop and wash the deer particulate matter off their windshields.
I guess beer will wash the blood and guts off the glass pretty well.