Totaled out my grandfather's pickup on a black cow.


Also killed millions of deer.



I once hit one so hard that his horns popped off. Straight up into the air.

Only left a grease mark on the Ranch Hand bumper.



High speed road race one morning at 0200 hours to get to 4B's for a chicken fried steak. I got around him....pretty easy.

Speeds over 100.


Nailed a deer.


Had to slow down after that because I couldn't see well over the buckled hood. I still won though. They all had to stop and wash the deer particulate matter off their windshields.


I guess beer will wash the blood and guts off the glass pretty well.


I am MAGA.