And there was this cruise ship that pulled into an Alaska port with a whale wrapped around its bow.
Didn't even know it was there.
Had to work an accident years ago where a truck driver pulled into a truck stop and went inside.
His rig drew quite a crowd. They called the cops...
Got there, and saw why.
There was a guy's severed head in the front of the truck.
Had to page the trucker to find him. Then we got the route he'd taken, and had several deputies back-tracking. They found the body a couple of counties over. Drunk guy crawling along the highway on a dark night.
Trucker never saw him.