Hell Apparently all the trinkets, foofaraw, geegaws, and schidt wifey orders from China (Amazon?) is tied up in Customs a lot longer than nine days.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
