Hell Apparently all the trinkets, foofaraw, geegaws, and schidt wifey orders from China (Amazon?) is tied up in Customs a lot longer than nine days.
Make her let it sit on the porch a week.
She done forgot she ordered some of the stuff. They were in customs that long! She’s been better lately. She gets on ordering kicks. Recently ordering all kinds of damn cookies. 🤪🤪🤪. They ain’t from China. No fortune cookies! 🤣
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
