Herschel might be from that same planet. Not humanoid for sure. Let's not forget Herschel was on the Olympic Bobsled team. He pushed the sled.
When I was a kid, Herschel Walker was signing autographs for a Fred Meyer's grand opening in Chico, Ca, from something like 2pm-4pm. I begged my mom to take me, and she did. We got there at 2PM, and the line of kids was around the store, probably twice.
I finally got to Walker around 5:30pm. I'm sure he was under no obligation to sign an autograph for *every* *last* *kid*. But he met me with a smile. I looked down and his had was swollen to hell, like a baseball was inside of it.
I still have the card, and always thought it was pretty cool he did that.
No idea if he's actually a good guy or not, but he made a fan that day.
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis? A despair ninny. Sack up, despire ninny.
