I been thinkin' about joining some church. Done some drive-bys, since we got no Hutterites nor Mennonites,( who have the best food I'm told) it's kinda looking like the Mormons for the win, the delicious appetizing aromas are truly inspiring. If I could find a church that fed like the Mormons, but wore clean Carhartts..I think that would be my spiritual home.
Watch out for Lutheran Churches that have folks from the upper midwest.
You'll get hot dish, some green jello with the little marshmallows in it, and lutefisk for the holidays.