Because I get bored. Everyday I go to the same job and do the same things then I come home and kiss the same wife for the last 26 years. I live in the same town I grew up in. I hunt the same stuff every year in the same mountains as when I was a kid. At least I get to swap for new and exciting guns. Now excuse me while I go shoot myself since I've just come to realize how monotonous my life really is.
