What, no early 70's stash of dirt weed? half rotted Playboy mags? A half pint of Old Grandad, fully aged now?

Just some old paint cans?

When I bought my 7 Acre RANCH!, I at least got an old cows skull up in the tree, some vertebrae, and a bunch of old gray mule deer antlers, some already chewed on by the rats.

The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?