Kill him.
Burn his house down.
Salt his fields.
Sell his children into slavery.
Give his women to your servants.
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Holy schit! Are we related? Wife gets after me for saying stuff like that to people when they ask about dealing with a problem. She used to think I was joking. She knows me better now. I tell her not to worry, I am mature enough not to use the first strategy that comes to my mind. Most of the time, anyway.
