Originally Posted by deflave
I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago.

For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is:



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As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key.

He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside.

I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy.

Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks."

All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL





Lots of people are saying the country is dead (including me). This post proves that wrong. THIS IS AMERICA.

Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.