Originally Posted by deflave
I took the Ruckus for a spin/beer run a few minutes ago.

For the losers that don't know what a Ruckus is:



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As I approach the gas station I find a group of kids and their bicycles. I says "What's up fellas?" And one of them asks if I can wheelie the Ruckus. I tell him that I cannot, but he's more than welcome to try and hand him the key.

He is dumb founded of course because I'm sure his parents are f a g g o t s. I tell him "Take if for a spin. It's just a scooter." Their eyes collectively light up and I go inside.

I come back out and these fugking idiots couldn't even get the thing started. I show them how to get it done and again their eyes light up. At this point I can't deny the poor fugkers an opportunity so I let them take turns spinning the Ruckus around the gas station. They couldn't be more happy.

Around the third kid I see a bleeder approach (masked up of course) and she says "Maybe not the best place to let kids ride that thing." I said "Yeah, I'll make a note of it thanks."

All the boys busted up laughing and we all said "Karen" in unison. LOL



That's a pretty cool Flavemobile.

Momma has difficulty (64 years and artificial hip) straddling my Suzuki 500 ATV.

So I looked up the Ruckus, as a thought for her to get 100 yds to the daughter's house.

$3k ouch. She needs the exercise anyway. We will walk up.

People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.