I had to go to my ophthalmologist a couple of weeks ago. The offices were in a large hospital building in Boise. I was not wearing a mask. When I went into the lobby, a couple of girls were sitting at a table with a bottle of sanitizer liquid, a thermometer, checking those entering. One asked me if I had a mask and I said "No."

So she reached into a large box and handed me one of those cheap paper masks. I said, "Is this a used one?"

The girl looked confused and then said, "Oh no! These are new."

I said, "Oh, okay. I thought maybe the hospital was saving money by collecting the used ones and handing them out again."

Very seriously she said, "We'd never do anything like that!!"

"Okay, that's a relief." By that time I'd put on the mask so she could not see me smile. Poor girl never realized I was just funnin' with her. wink

L.W.


"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)