He's old He's sniffs young boys inappropriately He sniffs women inappropriately His son smokes crack He calls friends "butt buddies" His son takes money from the Ukraine and doesn't understand it was for access to dad He banned fracking on federal land, which will make certain Texans rich His son had an a multi-year affair with his dead brother's wife He issued a moratorium on drilling on federal lands, which will make certain Texans rich He supports abortion even though it is in all ways in contradiction to the faith he professes
