Originally Posted by Texson2
Have a 2006 3/4 ton 4x4 Dodge crew can. 260,000 hard miles guiding hunters, construction work, and working on the ranch. That hemi engine is a helluva engine. Not one bit of mechanical trouble And it still runs and works Like a scalded ape. Yes, it rides like a covered wagon and is tougher than me. A truck is just like a woman, ain’t none of em perfect even the good ones.
Okay, an old joke dodge owners can relate to. Guy goes get his annual physical. Doc calls with results and says you better come see me. He sees the doc and the doc says sorry you’ve got cancer and it’s terminal. Guy starts crying saying you have the do something. I have too much to live for: a beautiful family, wife and kids
Doc thinks for a minute. Tells the guy here’s what you do. Marry a fat woman, move to Oklahoma, buy a Dodge. Guy says wtf. Doc says “you won’t live any longer but it’ll seem like forever.”
I know horrible joke but Dodge owners can relate. MAGA


That is funny there!


Dog I rescued in January

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