Originally Posted by viking
North Dakota is your huckleberry, sunshine, mild temperatures, cheap cost of living, gentle breezes, women behind every tree. Paradise.


Well that's completely made up! Have made my acquaintance with a few women from Nort Dakooota and spent many months there in all seasons. But too flat, 30* below is not mild, and the skeeters are as big as crows. The low cost of living is true, though, and I do like sunshine at 10 p.m. in July.