Many years ago was working for my best bud at that time in his drywall finishing co.

He’s 5’ 9” or so.

High ceiling foyer w a staircase to the left. Two pieces of drywall to cover the lid on the sloped foyer. Roughly 25-30 ft at the peak. Maybe 16-18 ‘ or so at the seam. Too cheap to rent scaffolding so he props up a ladder against the far wall & spans the opening by placing a 2x10 from the stairs to the ladder

Still can’t reach the seam.

So he takes a milk crate turns it upside down where each edge is over the 2x10

Proceeds to put on stilts, walks out on the plank & steps up on the milk crate, so he can float the seam w a 12” knife.

Strangely enough he’s still alive to this day. 🤷🏻‍♂️

We pulled some other crazy stunts together, but you couldn’t have got me to walk that plank on stilts for love nor money. I can still recall the spring in that 2x10 as he walked out on it. Sheesh


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.