Slumlord got me wondering with a post he did about selling a door knock, roofing job for $10,000 in 45 minutes.
I had to “one up” the little pavement closer with a $15,000 painting job I sold to a blind couple with seeing eye dogs.
Then Ironbender throws in a career of selling refrigerators to Eskimos. (In jest,,,I think)
What are your greatest “Hold My Beer” moments ? Either a success, or spectacular failure, it doesn’t matter.
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Rolling arty barrage going into Ah Najaf .
Approach march company wedge by platoon formation behind arty 6 to 800 yds.
Bradley's punch holes in fortified school house walls.
We get a building .
10 mins later taking mortar rds .
3 sets of 4
Not very effectively...
Impacting same place every time 🥴🥴😆😆😄🥴🥴
Little 16 17 yr old teenage fedeyeen wanna be dickhead with phone popping up and down on a roof about 150 m out between sets.
Obviously spotting fire for the azzhole mortar crew somewhere...
And doing a poor job of it...
Evans and Pearce my 240 crew with me wanted to gak the fugger.
Told em both chill the fugg out ...
I got his stupid azz next time he pops up with my M4.
Bang .....
Dead dickhead with a phone shot thru the throat.
That was my best " Hold my beer " moment...
