Doing groceries on the Black Sea.
Head Cook got like 3 cases of snickers bars he plans on selling in the Galley.
Bought on the sly with company funds.
Dude had himself some little on the side schit going on.

Not normal grocerie procedure going down elevator frighing safety sensors on it fugged up.
So we got a big ole human chain going from the deck down 4 levels of stairs.
Everyone of all types maritime to drill side.

I'm opening the conex and 1st in the line after landing it.

Ohhhhhhh snickers bars.....
Filled up my pockets with about 12 outta the 1st case.
Bring some up to my crane operators after.
3 empty cases made it to the galley.

Turned into the great snickers bar caper.
Only people that were pizzed about it were the head cook and the guys waaay down the line passing on empty cases of snickers bars.

Bout 2 days later over the PA I'm called up to the OIM and the Captain to give my version of the great snickers bar caper.
The Captain is mad.
The OIM is checking the block mad and keeping the captain stifled.
My whole counterpoint was the head cook selling em in the gallery using company funds.


Next day I run into the OIM on deck

We are both Laughing our azz,s off about it when he asks me to tell him how it really went down.
Then says I got 2 of those candy bars from a pumphand that was in that line also.

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Last edited by renegade50; 09/06/21.