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And a bear can't be gwaning on me if his ass is facing me, so shooting lengthwise ass-to-head isn't necessary.


A bear 69 position... I could see a bear happily going about his business of chewing the chit out of a feller and stepping around you while he tries various bites on the anatomy of his victim.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.