One time I tried bowhunting like that. I learned real fast that shorts and sagebrush don't mix. It took me 30 min to have my legs scratched up and I spent the rest of the day with my legs burning from sweat running into the scratches.
That's why ya' carry gaiters.
Bodies like this is why clothing needs to be worn. Maybe you don’t think so, but anyone seeing you would agree.
You know you want some of big sexy.
I'd make it hurt so good.
And yes with my gorilla arms I'd give you the reach around of a lifetime.