Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by slumlord
Always wanted to stab one with a pitchfork. Pick his ass up off the ground.

Dad was gardening one summer when he spooked a large momma possum with a pack of babes. He planted his pitch fork into the moms back and stuck her to the ground. Then he went into the shed and brought out his hatchet and went Halloween on her remaining kids.

I was 7 years old watching that massacre. Kewl!

Lol

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Have you told that story to a shrink? I’m pretty sure that would explain a lot!