In fairness to the OP,she is a Texhen and doors are their GREATEST phobia,if only as applied to Public Schools for starters. Hint.
She is simply doing the best she can and don't slight how VERY "real" her Imagination and Pretend are...to her. Hint.
Brokedick Crying CLUELESS Kchunts,is all Texas can "offer",but at least it ain't Spandex. Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!.............
