I keep claiming I'm going to use this one but I'm lying to myself. I drag it out and sharpen it and put it back in the weapons locker. The only thing it'll ever cut is my dumb friends.

Usually goes like this:

"is it sharp?"
"yes, shaving sharp"
"really?" "OUWWWWWAAAAAA SHIIIIT" "why didn't you tell me it was sharp?"

"laughter"

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A person who's happy will make others happy. Anne Frank