Originally Posted by Geno67
I keep claiming I'm going to use this one but I'm lying to myself. I drag it out and sharpen it and put it back in the weapons locker. The only thing it'll ever cut is my dumb friends.

Usually goes like this:

"is it sharp?"
"yes, shaving sharp"
"really?" "OUWWWWWAAAAAA SHIIIIT" "why didn't you tell me it was sharp?"

"laughter"

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I st down and over a few night sharpened our kitchen knifes.
Just about shaving sharp.

My girl picks one of them up and proceeds to cut her hand.
She started yelling at me.
What did you do to our knives
I told her that I was tired of dull knives so I sharpened them up a bit until I can get the right stone to really sharpen them up.

He yelled at me that I made them dangerous because they are to sharp.
I Mentioned to her that I let her know that they were Sharpened and to be careful.

I then found the right stone and sat don and sharpened some pocket knives shaving sharp.

She got pissed off at me for some reason and will not let me sharpen the kitchen knives to the proper sharpness.

But she will use the glass knives we gut from Harbor Freight which are shaving sharp.

Women I will never understand them