Did you really shoot those two gobblers this past spring out your back door like GlockheAd said you did ?
Haha !!!! You and your mental concoctions and straw narratives............
Go back and find the post with the turkey on the porch. Re-read it. Come back and tell me whose porch it was on. But, just to humor you............because you humor the rest of us at a rate we could never repay..............
Here's the "where they fell" pics of my two birds from my home state this past spring. Let's play a game called "Find the Porch".