Knew a guy that went home with an older broad at the bar. Said they were going at it and he heard a noise in the closet. Turns out her husband was in a wheel chair and liked to hide in the closet and watch.
I asked if he kept going or ran out, he’d never give me a straight answer.
I try not to be like Hotrod Lincoln and tell so many of the stories and schitt that I've lived through to the point that people think I'm full of schitt but this is a true story and for the record, I'm not a bullschitter.
I worked with a guy for about 8 years that was kinda weird anyways and very private that one day started showing me "pictures" of his old lady on his phone. She was a good looking brunette and I had never seen her before then although I had heard him talk of her. The pictures got more and more graphic as the day went on and the next day he said that she wanted a picture of ME. So I go into the bathroom and take a pic of Tommy and the boys and ask him for her number so I can text it to her which I did. The day after that he came to work and said that she wanted to have a threesome. At the time I was single and said "alright" not knowing if he was bullschitting me or not but come lunch time he asked me if I was going to go with him to do it. Turns out they were swingers. It had to look like something from a porno with two guys dressed as auto mechanics pulling up to a house with a naked chick waiting inside. I plowed his old lady and he ended up just watching 👀. Theres more to it but they ended up divorcing later on from it because he started accusing me and her of getting together when he wasn't there but thats another long story in itself.
