Our neighbors had a poodle named Trixie. After a short time they decided to breed her and got a purebred male, Pierre. Well, pretty soon they decide Trixie is in heat and left her unsupervised. Lo and behold she delivers a litter and they all look like out small breed mutt, Peewee. They couldn't figure it out. we laughed our asses off and helped her adopt out the pups. My grandfather took one. We all figured Pierre was gay. We knew Peewee was a breeder as he knocked up another neighbors dog.
Side note, our neighbor, Mrs. Egan was smoking hot. She taught in my school but I never had her class. We used to wait and watch her get home from school and swing her legs out of her car in school teacher skirts.
