My cousin and his wife came by our place to pick us up to go out for lunch one day. They left their kids to play with ours while we were gone.

I told him to keep his dog home because mine was in heat. He did leave it home but it found its way 3 miles to our house "looking for them."

We were eating lunch and I get a phone call from our oldest daughter who is frantically screaming that the "dogs are frozen together and they've tried everything to get them apart, including dumping hot water between them!"


The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...