Several years back, driving home from work, windows rolled down, first really nice day after a long dismal run of winter weather. Pulled up behind an old well worn pickup truck at a stoplight.
Truck was driven by an elderly man with elderly woman on passenger side, 'salt-of-the-earth', wave and smile at everyone, type country folks. Four large mixed breed looking dogs in truck's bed, running from side to side , front to back, ears flopping, tongue's hanging out, excited happy to be out and getting to go for a ride.
Light turns green, off we go. Dogs even more excited to be moving, old fella driving hit top speed at 35 miles an hour in a 55 speed zone on a major 2 lane N/S U.S. highway, waving at every oncoming vehicle in other lane as more and more vehicles following have to slow down behind his. All of sudden one dog apparently became so excited and over joyed by being out it mounted one of the other dogs and commenced to humping it like there was no tomorrow.
So there we were, a line of backed up traffic following the old couple at 35 mph with a truck bed full of big dogs waving at everyone all the while dogs putting on live porn show in truck bed, the humping and waving kept up until the old couple turned off five or so miles further.
