Launcher of big lumps of properly shaped soft plumber's lead at mach .9. It'll punch six nickel sized holes plumb through a fat man.

If the fat man has his Adreline mojo in gear, he might fug you up anyway. But if that's the case, nothing you can hold in one hand is going to fix it,....maybe a baseball bat,....I dunno.

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