I have not hunted waterfowl in many years but when I dud I took a friend for his first time. Ducks decoyed and landed. As we watched them swim around I suggested that he shoot a big drake. He wanted to shoot them flying so I clapped my hands and they took off. He missed three times. We laughed about for many years and although he passed away in 2016 it still gives me a chuckle.
