I don’t really have one, but I thought it would make for an interesting thread. My friend got back from Colorado from an elk hunt. He shot his elk around dusk and after 4 hours of cutting it up in 5 degree weather their clothing and them were completely frozen solid. Climbed into the tent and sleeping bag frozen to the core to try to get warm. He said it was a miserable time getting that guy the 5 miles back to the truck in about a foot of snow


You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute