Watched a fishing show on cable-TV last week (OK, I didn�t really watch-it, it was just on as background noise). The talking Fish-Heads were putting a deep bow in their Ugly-Sticks, hauling up some big, powerful, stubborn, honkin-fish from a reef off the Florida coast and they affectionately named the species �Reef-Donkeys�. It had a nice ring to it .... and with adaptation to the rifle crowd as �Rifle-Donkeys�, it would fit in perfectly with those folks in the rifle community who stubbornly stick to antiquated opinions and hand-me-down myths .... like that the .270 is the answer to every question, or that only Nosler Partitions can kill.
That�s �Rifle-Donkeys�
OH, wait, .... that has �Democratic� implications ... (Bad-Dog, No Bone ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)
How about Ballistically-Enamored .... �Show me some Love.�
.... or �Rifle-Ho� ...
Then in keeping with the current Politically Correct trends, that everyone is disabled ...
there is always �Ballistically-Challenged�
or �The Cloverleaf Crowd�
Myself, .... I�m partial to �Rifle-Crank�
�You�ze can call me Ray, .... or you�ze can call me Jay ..
But don�t call me ... late for dinner.�
... Silver Bullet
(Alex, ... I�d like affectionate rifle-terms for $400 please)
