When my dog was just a pup she ate an entire plate of brownies, I was sure she was gonna die from all the chocolate but she pulled through.
On the other end of the delicious spectrum in the middle of winter my septic had backed up and was coming out of the cleanout. I hadn't been out back for a few weeks so didn't notice. Anyways the dog went out back and decided she was going to help clean up. Wouldn't have been such a problem if she didn't come inside and [bleep] puke on my white carpet.
nastiest think I have every had the displeasure of cleaning up, ended up ripping up the carpet...
