Wife and I are both 48 years old and never have cooked a turkey.
Generally we are deer hunting that day anyway and have sandwhiches, and now and then have to make an appearance at a family shindig, but try like hell not to have to....
Sandwiches have worked just fine over the years.
Good luck tomorrow, Rost. I hope you get a biggun, and your wife gets a monster.
I hunt. Wife cooks a feast.
Tomorrow, I hunt, eat TG dinner, watch Cboys kick raiders butts, or hunt more with the transistor and earbuds.