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That guy really has balls!
Well, one anyhow.
Stupidity has its way, while its cousin, evil, runs rampant.
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That'll make your ass pucker by golly!
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I like his work ethic.
That's pretty hardcore. I'd probably hire him. Ball is in his court. Or somewhere.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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My wife runs an animal clinic. I cut the hell out of my arm one day on a piece of tile, i just wrapped it up and kept working thinking it wasn’t too bad. At the end of the day when I unwrapped it I realized it needed stitches. I had her bring home a staple gun they use for the animals. It was sterile and has like 25 staples in it. She cleaned it up, shaved the area and stapled my cut. It wasn’t anything painful like I thought it would be. All that being said, you would have to knock me out before you came close to the twig and berries with that thing. I can’t imagine the internal fortitude that guy had if this story is indeed true.
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My wife runs an animal clinic. I cut the hell out of my arm one day on a piece of tile, i just wrapped it up and kept working thinking it wasn’t too bad. At the end of the day when I unwrapped it I realized it needed stitches. I had her bring home a staple gun they use for the animals. It was sterile and has like 25 staples in it. She cleaned it up, shaved the area and stapled my cut. It wasn’t anything painful like I thought it would be. All that being said, you would have to knock me out before you came close to the twig and berries with that thing. I can’t imagine the internal fortitude that guy had if this story is indeed true. Yep. If he’s tough enough to staple his on nut sack, you don’t won’t to piss him off. 😬
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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They need to nickname him "Mounds". You know the jingle: "Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't".
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Back in '86, I think it was, a friend told me that when he was a youngster, there was an older feller who only had one nut [probably] due to a violent masturbation accident. They called him Scunion.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Stapled his scrotum.....and went back to work. That's how we do it here in America, mate! His work work ethic can't be faulted.
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Carpe' Scrotum
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If youre stupid then you gotta be tough!!!
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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...time to nut up and get back to work.
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I {'m waiting for the new OSHA lockout directives. And hazard signs/ Do not use staplrt on your bag. -Thanks for the warning - I never would have guessed/
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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Straight outta the obvious (?) file I would have thought.
The way life should be.
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It's a bad day when you loose one and don't even realize it. .
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
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had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard. So, he just shot the staples straight in assuming the straight legs would hold them in place? He didn't use a paper stapler that would bend the legs over to hold them in place? His problem was that he didn't have a tool up to the job. He needed a roofing stapler.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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One inch staples... Eight of 'em.
Shootin' MOA I guess
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Should have given it a douse of Orange Juice to disinfect.
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Yah, I was thinking, if'n I had to, I'd shy away from the 1" Staples. I mean, that's pretty ballzy.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
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braid fishing line and a needle mo better have used on the dog.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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