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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14995693 06/24/20
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That guy really has balls!

Well, one anyhow.

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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14995704 06/24/20
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That'll make your ass pucker by golly!

Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: Morewood] #14995712 06/24/20
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Originally Posted by Morewood
I like his work ethic.

That's pretty hardcore. I'd probably hire him. Ball is in his court.



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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14995713 06/24/20
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My wife runs an animal clinic. I cut the hell out of my arm one day on a piece of tile, i just wrapped it up and kept working thinking it wasn’t too bad. At the end of the day when I unwrapped it I realized it needed stitches. I had her bring home a staple gun they use for the animals. It was sterile and has like 25 staples in it. She cleaned it up, shaved the area and stapled my cut. It wasn’t anything painful like I thought it would be. All that being said, you would have to knock me out before you came close to the twig and berries with that thing. I can’t imagine the internal fortitude that guy had if this story is indeed true.

Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: gritsnfishin1] #14995733 06/24/20
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Originally Posted by gritsnfishin1
My wife runs an animal clinic. I cut the hell out of my arm one day on a piece of tile, i just wrapped it up and kept working thinking it wasn’t too bad. At the end of the day when I unwrapped it I realized it needed stitches. I had her bring home a staple gun they use for the animals. It was sterile and has like 25 staples in it. She cleaned it up, shaved the area and stapled my cut. It wasn’t anything painful like I thought it would be. All that being said, you would have to knock me out before you came close to the twig and berries with that thing. I can’t imagine the internal fortitude that guy had if this story is indeed true.


Yep. If he’s tough enough to staple his on nut sack, you don’t won’t to piss him off. 😬


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14995767 06/24/20
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They need to nickname him "Mounds".
You know the jingle: "Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't".


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14995827 06/24/20
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Back in '86, I think it was, a friend told me that when he was a youngster, there was an older feller who only had one nut [probably] due to a violent masturbation accident. They called him Scunion.


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: mauserand9mm] #14995836 06/24/20
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Originally Posted by mauserand9mm
That guy's nuts!

no, he's nut


The Word Association Game thread, gone but not forgotten...

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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: add] #14995862 06/24/20
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Stapled his scrotum.....and went back to work.


That's how we do it here in America, mate!


His work work ethic can't be faulted.

Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996002 06/24/20
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Originally Posted by High_Noon
They called him Scunion.


That's hysterical.

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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996069 06/24/20
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If youre stupid then you gotta be tough!!!


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996125 06/24/20
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...time to nut up and get back to work.

Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996326 06/25/20
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{'m waiting for the new OSHA lockout directives. And hazard signs/ Do not use staplrt on your bag. -Thanks for the warning - I never would have guessed/


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Which explains a lot.
Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996398 06/25/20
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Straight outta the obvious (?) file I would have thought.


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996704 06/25/20
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It's a bad day when you loose one and don't even realize it.
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Critical thinking not needed.

Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996724 06/25/20
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had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard.
So, he just shot the staples straight in assuming the straight legs would hold them in place? He didn't use a paper stapler that would bend the legs over to hold them in place? His problem was that he didn't have a tool up to the job. He needed a roofing stapler.


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996736 06/25/20
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One inch staples...
Eight of 'em.

Shootin' MOA I guess


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996737 06/25/20
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Should have given it a douse of Orange Juice to disinfect.

Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996747 06/25/20
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Yah, I was thinking, if'n I had to, I'd shy away from the 1" Staples. I mean, that's pretty ballzy.


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Re: WARNING - Scrotum Self-Repair [Re: High_Noon] #14996774 06/25/20
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braid fishing line and a needle mo better have used on the dog.


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