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If you work as an amazon delivery driver, you get to poop in a grocery sack on your delivery truck. They had to send out a memo telling the drivers to stop leaving their sacks of poop on the trucks when they got off work.
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When you gotta cshit, you gotta cshit
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Used to work with a guy on the rig.
He had legitimate gut issues.
Had to have some intestines removed. Or knotted or stretched. I dunno.
Hol-ee fug. He could wreck a bathroom.
The whole Floor. Smell it in the bunk rooms.
It wasn’t human. He couldn’t help it, but holy cow it stunk.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Pisses me off when someone takes a dump, then sprays that godawful stuff in the purple can.
Makes it smell like someone took a schit on a lilac bush.
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I've had enough of this chit...... 9 pages & still going.
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Worked at a corporate farm one summer , was warned don't take a dump in the machine shop!!made the mistake one day and had to go bad no chance to head across the yard to the warehouse, eased into the shop and settled in for the long haul, damn shop Forman caoes buy with a can of starting fluid sprays and drops a match, flash...boom
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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I worked in a cabinet shop one time
Anybody that took a dump was subject to harassment. Place was covered in sawdust, anyone in the crapper got “the hose”. LOL
120 psi air chuck blasted up under the gap in the door.
😂😂
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Chitting into a hole in camp in Ras Laffan Qatar was quick...
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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I dont poop at work.
Or in public restrooms.
People are too gross. The Job took me to China and in Shanghai I got the chits. Public restroom on the waterfront, could smell it from a 100 yards. Needed some paper and it takes a coin and I had none. Somehow managed to change a bill to coins and got a packet of tissue. Go into a stall and the hole in the floor is fugged up , chit and piss everywhere and you squat with nothing to hold onto and its slick. Managed to take care of my business and opened the tissue while squatting and its the equivalent of about 5 squares of our tp. Went into a hotel and did a re wipe soon there after. The chithole in the forbidden city was even scarier . I imagine many westerners slip in those places ,poor old folks and the handicapped . Been there wiped with about three dollars of RMB fuss China
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Schit before work.
What a fugging bunch of old women and cripples.
Big Jim, one day you'll get caught short and it will be epic. A tile shovel and a paper towel will work
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Usually ends when the Hispanic Sheetrock crews hit the job and [bleep] all over the seat and floor. Always boot prints up top next to the seat. They stand up there and squat over the hole and usually miss and crap on the seat. Next time take a can of Crisco in there and smear some on top of the boot prints. Next heathen that tries the squatty potty thing will learn right quick that we don't do that here in 'Murica.
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try having one in the bomb bay doors in istanbul. ho lee f-uck the turks are disgusting.
My diploma is a DD214
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Had a big blowout in a gas station not long ago, barely got jeans, undies down. Cshit blew all over wall, flush valve. I felt bad for whoever had to clean that up. It was a cshitty situation.
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I have names for various poops.
1: Phantom Poop: The kind that slides out of sight and there’s nothing on the paper when you wipe.
2: Muppet Poop: Looks like a turd, but is almost fuzzy looking.
3: Aloha Poop: A pile that comes out if the water like a new island.
4: Premies: Not quite fully formed.
5: Alligator Slide: Streaks down the drain like where a gator enters the water.
6: Sputtery Bop: Inspired by Poison’s song “Unskinny Bop”. It just blows me away....
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Chitting into a hole in camp in Ras Laffan Qatar was quick... Not work related, except climbing that mountain was a bit of work I'd say, but using ice blocks with an ice axe across them to rest the tushy and dropping one into a crevasse in the glacier was a real experience. Fortunately, that was a sunny day as I recall.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Chitting into a hole in camp in Ras Laffan Qatar was quick... Not work related, except climbing that mountain was a bit of work I'd say, but using ice blocks with an ice axe across them to rest the tushy and dropping one into a crevasse in the glacier was a real experience. Fortunately, that was a sunny day as I recall. The stories you could tell... 🤔🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Chitting into a hole in camp in Ras Laffan Qatar was quick... Not work related, except climbing that mountain was a bit of work I'd say, but using ice blocks with an ice axe across them to rest the tushy and dropping one into a crevasse in the glacier was a real experience. Fortunately, that was a sunny day as I recall. The stories you could tell... 🤔🦫 Dude, again not work related. Out drinking with my running buddy from 4th grade and many years after. Got back to his place from the bars. I've got a big one working. Look over, there's 3 crappers lined up against the retaining wall, he and his little brother worked for a remodeling company and they had torn them out and were saving the porcelain thrones to sell at the swap meet. I say what the hell, then go over and pick a seat and leave a good one in there. A couple of days later I see Mike, ask what's up? He says " You know them toilets, my brother took them to the swap meet down near the border and sold them to some dude to take to Tijuana. Dude looked in two, but not the one you crapped in. Took all three at a discount instead of the "each" price". His brother was pissed for a minute when Mike asked "did you sell them toilets" and then told him what was in them. Then his brother cracked up, he'd just sold a crapper full of doo-doo! Yeah, I have a story or two.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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just read this whole thread while on the throne in my 68 degree bathroom, developed a good case of the crap house polio done sat here so long legs quit working right
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just read this whole thread while on the throne in my 68 degree bathroom, developed a good case of the crap house polio done sat here so long legs quit working right
HA!
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