Originally Posted by 1Deernut

Do you have a list of requirements? Want to make sure I'm qualified before going to the trouble of filling out that dang application.


Alcoholism preferred.

Casual indifference to laws/policy/regulations.

Obnoxiously loud.

Deeply committed to helping me achieve whatever I'm trying to achieve at any given moment.

Must be easily taken advantage of.

Alcoholism preferred.

Must put firearms above people.

Must put 'flave above people.

Alcoholism preferred.

Good at lying.

Ability to execute immediate protocols in the event of severe accident or death.





Dave

Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house