Do you have a list of requirements? Want to make sure I'm qualified before going to the trouble of filling out that dang application.
Alcoholism preferred.
Casual indifference to laws/policy/regulations.
Obnoxiously loud.
Deeply committed to helping me achieve whatever I'm trying to achieve at any given moment.
Must be easily taken advantage of.
Alcoholism preferred.
Must put firearms above people.
Must put 'flave above people.
Alcoholism preferred.
Good at lying.
Ability to execute immediate protocols in the event of severe accident or death.
Dave
I'm sure I have seven of the eleven requirements covered. Covered well, actually.
Nut
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
