Originally Posted by deflave


Alcoholism preferred.


Check.

Originally Posted by deflave
Casual indifference to laws/policy/regulations.


The world would be pretty dull without it.

Originally Posted by deflave
Obnoxiously loud.


Yes, by nature and profession.

Originally Posted by deflave
Deeply committed to helping me achieve whatever I'm trying to achieve at any given moment.


So long as it is hunting/shooting related, yes.

Originally Posted by deflave
Must be easily taken advantage of.


If you use rufies, yes.

Originally Posted by deflave
Alcoholism preferred.


Check.

Originally Posted by deflave
Must put firearms above people.


Already do.

Originally Posted by deflave
Must put 'flave above people.


Can do, but cannot put flave above firearms.

Originally Posted by deflave
Alcoholism preferred.


Check. Rehab is for quitters.

Originally Posted by deflave
Good at lying.


I do it everyday. Gotta pay the bills somehow.

Originally Posted by deflave
Ability to execute immediate protocols in the event of severe accident or death.


A BFF naturally deletes all brower history in such circumstances. Its so obvious I'm surprised you even mentioned it.

Originally Posted by shrapnel
I probably hit more elk with a pickup than you have with a rifle.


Originally Posted by JohnBurns
I have yet to see anyone claim Leupold has never had to fix an optic. I know I have sent a few back. 2 MK 6s, a VX-6, and 3 VX-111s.