I know this is way too big, but here it is anyway.
Alright, how about this sweet deal for the judge........3 bottles of MD 20/20, a case of Schlitz Malt Liquor, and for the icing on the cake, I'll throw in a half of a bottle of cheap champagne left over from New Years Eve.
Brian, you've met me.
You know I'm white.
No deal.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe