Okay, I'll put you down for the rye.

Here's the story on that magnificent unicorn stud:

Moron was apparently bedded in a super thick, 1ac blackberry thicket, while I walked within 75 yards of him, climbed a tree, and was then cold trailed by the neighbor's walker hound. The now lobotomized unicorn remained bedded while the hound circled the blackberry patch, baying at the thing he'd 'treed' on the other side. Hound finally loses voice and leaves to roll in cat poop somewhere else, around 4:00. 4:30, unicorn decides coast is clear, and gets up and feeds toward my stand, offering no shot in the trash, but allowing me to judge that he really should be the LAST of his kind to snipe a doe on this land. Finally, at 72yards, he stretches his head too far up into a hole in the thick, to nibble a unicorn bud or some such, and ended up with a 180gr hand load, from a 16.5" 357 Maximum, putting a hole in him. The end.

PS: Does it matter if the seal is broken on the rye?

Last edited by hh4whiskey; 01/26/16.