Jealousy is a sick passion, step back from the monitor and regain your composure!
One of these years I will have a dink to submit in this contest. I though I had one a couple years ago, 1 1/2' with fuzz still on them. My dog was bigger. Then I saw the other submissions and gave up early. I should have submitted him anyway with a bribe. Might have gotten runner up consolation prize.
Only a dingleberry, not yet a Turdlike person, maybe someday!!!
Originally Posted by northern_dave
I am happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls right now!!
I though I had one a couple years ago, 1 1/2' with fuzz still on them. My dog was bigger. 
Then I saw the other submissions and gave up early. I should have submitted him anyway with a bribe. Might have gotten runner up consolation prize. 
